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Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”
Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
“Kleenex or bounty”
heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry
Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.
When a brand becomes so synonymous with a certain product that it replaces the product name itself
You know how no matter the brand of tissue, you call it a Kleenex? This is an example of the Kleenex effect
When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.
"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"
A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating
There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..
A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived
Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid
The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"