fat lung

A condition usually referring to laziness or a reluctance to do physical activity or even eating a lot of food. The only known cure to fat lung is jogging, maybe swimming.

"Hey Joe you want to go to the gym?" "No I got fat lung."
"That's your 3rd double bacon cheeseburger." "Yeah I got fat lung."

loser lunge

When all players are aligned in a circle and they play footbag (hacky-sack), a loser lunge occurs when a player kicks the footbag into the middle, without a definite player as the target. What ensues is that one or more players will try to lunge for the hacky sack in the middle and usually miss. All the players that lunged for it and missed will have done a loser lunge.

Ryan is famous for his loser lunges.

Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.

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virgin lungs

First time smoker, when they inhale for the first time, they cough up all the smoke.

Here take a hit of this... COUGH UHHUGH... ah, virgin lungs!

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lung butter

A phrase used to describe that nasty greenish/yellow goo that smokers cough up in the morning.

Man i coughed up a sticky wad of lung butter this morning, i gotta quit smoking.

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lung candy

A cute little euphemism for having a cigarette.

"Jack stepped outside for some lung candy."

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lung over

The condition when you wake up after smoking heavily the night before. Occurs more frequently with non-light cigarettes. Symptoms may include, but not limited to: shortness of breath, general pain in the lung area, and increased volume of phlegm in the lungs.

I had to catch my breath after walking up the stairs due to having a lung over. I shouldn't of had bought and smoked all those Camel Turkish Royals the night before, but they were in a 'buy one get one free' special pack.

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lung rocket

A tobacco cigarette of any kind.

Guy 1: "How's that lung rocket bro?"

Guy 2: "Lung what?"

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