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The best thing that ever happened to President Clinton.
Bill Clinton: I love my wife Hillary
Monika Lewinsky: What about me?
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The Lewinsky maneuver is when a male is peeing standing upright. The urge to shit strikes him so part was through his piss he pauses the flow; completes a 180° rotation to sitting so he can shit. It takes mind and body control. If it is not preformed perfectly piss can end up everywhere. People who have preformed Th Lewinsky Maneuver are regarded as legends and above the average human being.
Friend 1: I was trying to pull off The Lewinsky Maneuver but I messed up, pissed everywhere.
Friend 2: you fucking idiot
The most famous person that got famous because of sucking Bill Clinton's d.
Monica Lewinsky shouldn't be famous.
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A blowjob given on the side of the man’s shaft like a harmonica.
President Clinton was notorious for receiving Harmonica Lewinsky’s from his favorite intern.
Any designers shoes / sneakers acquired thru the act of Head Penis Corpus.
(f) usage - I see you rockin them Lewinski-agas Gurl. Who you blew for those?
(m) usage- Shorty trying work off them Lewinski-agas ya boy copped for her. So you know ya boy bout to get that good SLOWNECK Ta-NIIIGHT.
When a bit of a biproduct from a sex-act is found on one's clothing, then noted later in conversation.
"Dude I talked to her about it later and turns out I dirty Lewinskied the sh** out of her1"
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a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.
A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.
I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.
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