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A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.
Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.
A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried
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A very specific type of meth user with a habit of cross-dressing, painting nails and also possessing a certain insatiable proclivity towards bubble wrap.
Me: "Hey Brandon, where the hell did all the bubble wrap go?"
Brandon: "Sorry, I saw the meth lizard chasing a schleem earlier and I think he took it all to use for you know what"
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This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.
Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.
In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.
the Lizard King - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis
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When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall
Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night
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Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak my lizard
Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak the lizard
Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.
Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?
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