a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.
schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.
Noun - Weed
Verb - To get high; to smoke or ingest weed
“Yo, did you take my schleem?”
“Yo, I’m so schleemed right now.”
A small slimy object, such as a fish.
"that feels like a schleem to me" said the hombart.
A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.
You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.
ew that was really schleemy.
im schleemin.
look at those schleems.
The Schleem ! (Noun)
SCHLEEMY! (Adjective or expression)
Caught Jerry schleemin for that comeback sauce Onmymomma!
SCHLEEMY!
Verb
To ejaculate messily; to nut
After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock