Macy's

An institution where countless bright professionals accidentally drop by and sacrifice their career, sanity, will to live, happiness, and financial gain.

Workplace Environment: All the senior executives refuse to leave their post, retire, or advance to another position. Many of them had same job/title for over 10 to 20 years. (yet they waste countless work hours on succession planning twice a year)

Their idea of executive training is to delegate insane amount of work to few bright talents until they leave the company. (Some lose their mind and actually pretend they are Joker from Batman movies......)

Rumors say many new executives out of school made more money working at local McDonald's while in school compared to their Macy's salary.

Bonus = Macy's money.

Benefits: Must work in the store once a yr (one actually moved boxes at loading dock in a CK suit). Annual deduction (guilt trips) from welfare salary for United Way. (they set aside this deduction and later classify as Misc income when earnings fall short...)

Macy's never have to have any layoffs.....employees voluntarily leave every month. It is the only company in America still hiring when everyone else is under hiring freeze.

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Macy

The girl in which you would just love to be loved back by. The girl in which you would just love to please. The most beautiful girl you have ever met.

Jesus Christ!! WHY IS MACY SO GOD DAMN SEXY?!

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Macy

A total crackhead who survives off of energy drinks and packs of gum, she also eats the flesh of young albino children.

Did you see how Macy killed that guy the other day?

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Macy

Macy is so hot! She's a great kisser. She always knows how to make you laugh. Boys fall for her constantly. She's got a great booty.

Daaaaang that girl is a total Macy

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Macy

To make odd facial expressions

"Did you see her face!? It was totally a Macy face!"

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Macy

Is a girl that contains the knowledge of all that is meaningful to the world.

Wow, you're soooo macy!

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Macy!

Macy is a girl that is very family oriented, spends most of her nights crying but always makes time for other people, can be a bitch and she knows it, but if you know a Macy keep her close.

She is scared to ever loose anyone and of teens struggles to fully understand in lessons due to things outside of school.
Deep down she is a loving girl who would love to crack a smile, never fails to amuse anyone.

That’s girl is a Macy!

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