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a fucking cannon with a pistol grip.
if you are up to 20 feet away and i shot at you with a "44 magnum" and missed by as much as five feet you would wish you were dead due to the awesome force that flys by after one of the cartriges have been detonated.
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The actions and end result of one who wears a Magnum brand condom in attempt to gain relative street credit in the eyes of his peers but cannot fulfiill the size obligations that a Magnum brand condom entails.
For those who need to overcompensate for their unfortunate size qualifications and cannot obtain street credit in generic ways, one might feel the need to wear a Magnum brand in the attempt to trick people into believing that he is not lacking in size and that he has relative street credit. This will be a failed attempt and will result in a Baggy Magnum.
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When Trojan Man isn't equipped, Magnum Man is there to get the job done.
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According to a friend of mine:
"The .44 magnum, for when you need to shoot through not 1 car, not 2 cars but 3!"
Also capable of destroying your arms if you hold it wrong
Harry fires a .44 magnum, he didn't hold it right and was sore for weeks
Larry who is in a gunfight fires his .44 magnum at a guy hiding behind a car. The guy died.
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How idiots spell Magnum Opus
"It was his Opus Magnum"
"Dont you mean Magnum Opus? You idiot!"
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When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
something that is awesome or amazing at the largest level possible
dude, i just won $100,000 on a scratch ticket!
that's totally magnum bro!