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You're basically the brides bitch. You do what ever she says
You're the maid of honor, you do it!
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A person (usually female) who is employed to work in a bar primarily for their looks rather than their ability to serve alcohol.
1st man in crowded bar "I've been waiting to get served for ages!"
2nd man "you will mate, she's more bra maid than bar maid.."
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When a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his balls in a milking fasion. (like a "Milk Maid")
That farmer's daughter gave a great Milk Maid last night in the cow barn.
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A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.
See also revenue police.
Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!
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a woman who swiftly and silently cleans one's living quarters, often without being seen or even noticed, so much so that said living quarters seem to have cleaned themselves. payment is left in the open, and missing payment is a definite indicator that the ninja maid was there and the job is done.
Stacey is a ninja maid!
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Blowing a load in half empty liquor bottles left in hotel mini-fridges for the unsuspecting maid to consume.
Junita just took a shot of that vodka and noticed a creamy aftertaste.
That's because she's drinking a Maid's Delight, partner!
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A woman who is the best woman in a gay man's wedding.
Sharon is in Michael and Dj's wedding. She is Michael's best girl friend. Thus, she is the groom's maid. Two men are getting married so there are two groooms.
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