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where you think that you need a male to believe that you are valid. don't. you are fine the way you are.
Wow, Savannah really thinks she needs Male Validation to be hot.
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A over the top at times, loud but incredibly funny person, pretty smart for a Kelly, athletic and strong, only cares about his circle of people, definitely a real one in my opinion, very opinionated personally, and knows how to be serious when to be serious, and is loyal.
Oh, thats a Kelly (Male) right there, for sure!
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Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.
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The state of being insanely horny, even when there is nothing arousing going on around you.
"Are you OK, dude? You seem really out of it"
"Yeah man, I'm just in Male mode"
"Ayyy"
"ayyyy"
A male who has vast amounts of information, general knowledge, and facts about the world.
There are two types of data males: soft boy nerds sharing their knowledge respectfully and obnoxious know-it-alls, who mansplain everything.
Jessie: "what do you think about legalizing drugs?"
Tim: "I read a paper on 2001 Portugal decriminalization of heroin that decreased the number of overdoses by 15 times"
Jessie: "holy shit, you are such a Data Male, I wish you were inside of me..."
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Men who never appear in groups of 3
Alex:Gordon is always alone or with on other person.
Barney: Yeah he’s a Lambda Male.
Scientist: OOH AHH
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Defined by Jerry Seinfeld, in the episode "The Stranded": "All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman, it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life."
Elaine: Oh great, oh, this is great. How could you let him take the car?
Jerry: There's nothing I could do, it's part of Code.
Monologue:…This is the male code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are, I mean, most of the time when they scrub a space shuttle mission it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her, "So listen, when I get back what do you say we get together for some Tang?"
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