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quite simply the shittest movie ever made in the history of the universe
Wigger: Yo nigga did u be seeing malibu's most wanted on the weekend yo? That shit is tight!
REAL Black Guy: you shut the fuck up u punk bitch, that movie is shit "beats shit out of wigger"
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alcoholic beverage.
1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz pineapple juice
Blend ingredients and serve over ice
i want a malibu bay breeze when we go out tonight
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A stolen car that ends up as a rez rocket
"Went to town got a box of blue a bucket of buzzard and a white man's malibu"
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A mom car.
A 4-door car. The trunk is a hatchback with lots of space for kids and groceries. It has a "moon roof".
Wow, that Chevrolet Malibu Maxx looks like a mom's car.
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Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.
I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links
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A coconut rum ordered by precocious thugs and Barbie wannabes that they believe ups their street cred and makes them seem more enticing sexually
"Omg, he's so hot. Maybe if I bat my eyelashes and order this Malibu coconut rum and cranberry he will come flirt with me!"
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Another word for atrocity, like the crappy movie of the same name.
Man, that accident was malibu's most wanted
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