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silly man syndrome often referred to as SMS, (sometimes mistaken for messages) is a serious mental illness which can occur in individuals aged from 3 years old to 15. common symptoms include impaired brain functions, not understanding words said by others and forgetting basic knowledge of different subjects like writing or reading. PLEASE MEET WITH YOUR GP OR MENTAL ADVISIOR IF ANY SYMPTOMS OCCUR. this be permanent if not treated immediately.
oh no, you have been diagnosed with silly man syndrome.
when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool
your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
"so how's the family?"
When people from the third world adopt everything western because they think that just because the white man got somethings right. than everything they wear, eat, do, is probably good for you.
When people from the third world copy everything they see on Hollywood Movies
Example 1:Chinese Mom to daughter: Go learn de englis. Daughter: why mom chinsese is the second spoken languange and I am an excellent student just got de accpetence in de Bejing university for de engineering.Chinese Mom: becuase wis out de englis you will never succeed in dis world. Daughter: Mom why are you acting like you have White Man Syndrome
Example 2: Arab Dad to daughter: Liyla where are you going and why are you dressed up all sluty I will not accept that.. Daughter: why are you always trying to control my life!.Dad : where are you going anyway?. Daughter: I am going out with ahmed .Dad: who the hell is ahmed?? Daughter : dont worry dad hes just my boyfreind Dad : WHAT! Daughter : dont worry dad He always uses a condom...Dad : Dafaq! my daughter has White Man Syndrome
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This serious disease is not hilarious. Hundreds of families have suffered and mourned the death of their fellow relatives who have their skin turned black. Dr Pesash Hitt from “Fuckman Science Industry” says that the symptoms of this disease is masturbating 4 days non stop and constantly looking at black objects. The scientific name proved by the government is Negro Iodine Grand Grave Aggreasion, N.I.G.G.A in short.
“Timothy Crackmnoks, I have come to a conclusion that you have black man syndrome.” exclaimed Joe MaMah, the homeless man down the street who scams old gay men.
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A person who constantly feels the need for power, and is generally an abusive person towards there friends and family.
My friend is nice, but he has the need for power. I think he has Little Man Syndrome.
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An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.
What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.
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When a white man is young and he is attractive/cute/hot but ages to look like a ugly raisin.
“Omg, Derik used to be so cute when he was young”
“Now he’s got white man syndrome”
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