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A game that only drunk people should play. Several men all watch straight porn until they all get a boner (pants are optional). Then the porn is immediately switched to man-on-man porn (assuming all men are straight). The winner is the last man "standing." This game can be switched for gay people to watch girl-on-girl porn
Me and the guys were arguing who gets the last steak so we played Last Man StandingLast Man Standing.
I won Last Man Standing Last Man Standing last week but at a high cost . . .
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So you lean in and say: no i kis man
Hey yur hot but i dont know how to kis a man if your a man *leans in fur a kis then says: no i kis man how to kis a man if yur uh man
A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.
Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."
Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"
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Hating a person that a friend or friends like or don't find to bad. A cunt is the worst type of person.
A arsehole is a person who's not too bad
"I can't believe you're friends with billy, I bloody hate him, but i suppose, one mans cunt is another mans arsehole"
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What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.
John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.
Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT
“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”
My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.
Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!