Mauri Vansevenant

Son of Wim Vansevenant who was last in the most prestigious cycling race in the world, Tour de France, 3 times and who's now a farmer.
Mauri is a very talented Belgian cyclist that has a unusual style on his bike. He always works hard and never gives up, just like his teammate Yves Lampaert. Both riders are real West Flemish farmers and are very much loved and appreciated in West Flanders.

Did you know there are 2 farmers that are also proffesional cyclists and ride for the same team?
Really?
Yes, they're called Yves Lampaert and Mauri Vansevenant.
Oh I know them! Aren't they also teammates of Kasper Asgreen, the winner do the 2021 Tour of Flanders?
Yes, that's correct, they all ride for Deceuninck Quickstep.

Maury Baby

1. When a woman's child is not her husband's/boyfriend's.

2. A child that is conceived in an affair.
3. When a woman doesn't know who her baby daddy is.

"Hey man! Did you see Lisa's baby?"
"Yeah. That's totally not her husband's!"
"Should we tell him we think it's a Maury baby?"

Nelson Mauri

Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.

"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."

maury highschool

the school where everyone is either a preppy white lacrosse kid, a loud ghetto kid, or hates everyone there. but the football team demolishes every other school so it’s alright

kids at maury highschool are too bold for their own good

Pulling a Maury

consistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

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Maury Moment

1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.

2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.

"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"

Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."

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maury povich

the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"

Dude, i totally pulled of a gnarly maury povich on this hooker hoe. She never saw it cumming.

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