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When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.
We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.
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An obese person
That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin
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Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.
Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
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When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.
Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"
Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."
Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."
Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.
Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin
verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.