Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

body fruit

Noun. When a person develops a strong body odor from poor hygiene or lack of bathing. Specifically refers to the genital region.

Also known as smelling 'ripe'.

Damn girl, when's the last time you showered? You smell like body fruit.