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metal heads go by what's popular and goth and give lots of thumbs down to anyone unpopular who takes a shit upon their fag-goth pussy shit noise wuss music
a metal head is nothing but yet another pussy conformist little fashionista bitch who follows whatever the crowd says is cool
any metal head will like tons of shit bands
old-skool Rockers weed out the shit and only love all of the really good shit and we say whatever the fuck we want when we want and don't conform to what the man is selling
gay ass trends = brainwashing
real shit has staying power and isn't just some fetishey bullshit for braindead city tards with aids
I will smash your metal-head on a fucking rock and piss on it.
ROCK & FUCKING ROLL you little satanic pimples.
I will burn you and then do a 10 minute solo.
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In simple terms, one who listens to metal music. Often mean if your musical tastes differ from theirs.
Metal Head: Anything that's not metal sucks. May I see what bands you have in you ipod?
Me: Sure.
Metal Head: Wow, all of this sucks. Where's the Cannibal Corpse?
Me: I actually enjoy many styles of music. You don't enjoy any jazz? I am a big fan of Chick Corea.
Metal Head: Chick Corea is gay because he's not metal. He probably couldn't sweep pick or play natural minor or chromatic scales.
Me: Chick Corea plays piano, so he obviously could not sweep pick; in piano terms, it's an arpeggio. Also, He does use minor scales and chromatic runs but not blindly like your favorite artists.
Metal Head: Still not metal.
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the term metal head can refer to:
1. Someone who listens to crappy metal music and nothing else, and thinks that any other music is totally not hardcore enough for them. They often wear black hoodies and black tees with the names and logos of their awful bands on them.
2. The race of monsters that serve as the co-main antagonists of Jak II and Jak 3. Only two, Kor and Kaedan, have ever spoken and shown any sign of intellect, but somehow they are all more intelligent than the metal music fans that they share their name with.
Alix: So are we going to listen to that new album you bought in the car?
Jess: Naw, my brother's driving and he's a metal head and won't let me play anything that isn't 'hardcore' when he's around.
Bob: So are you into <name of band that doesn't suck>
Arsehole: No way, I'm a farking metalhead, I won't listen to that sorta pussy trash!
It's a helluva lot easier to kill metalheads than it is to kill the dark makers.
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where to start with a metal head
They think that "metal" is the only form of music. Some (not all) are complete wankers who will rip the shit out of any other forms of music like pop-rock/emo dismissing it for shit, or "not proper music", which of course is bullshit. Try to ruin rock festivals like Download by asking for all metal bands, angrily throwing bottles of piss and hurling abuse at "other forms of rock" acts, E.g anything pop-rock. Which competely screws up perfectly good festivals. But that is not all metal heads, as I say its only some. A metal head :They have long greasy black hair, like to mosh, and own wardobes full of Slayer t-shirts.
(forum post)by a metal head
m4t3l h34d:
For Download 2008
Slayer
Lamb of God
Machine Head
Not For Download 2008
Fall out Boy (wankers)
My Chemcial Romance (pricks)
Bring Me The Horizon (complete twats)
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Metal Heads are guys or girls who wear ripped jeans blue or black,sometimes denim vests,cowboy boots,have mainly long hair{sometimes moptops}and have some kind of band appear like hats,shirts,or hoddys.Theres not many of them but there definietly the coolest group of people around{exept for new metal heads}.They keep to them selfs most of the time but can cause a seen sometimes and say stupid stuff.Also there not the brightest group of people.
Good Metal:Iron Maiden,Black Sabbath,Metallica,Slayer,Mega Death,tool,and Life of agony{1993-1997}.Its what real metal heads listen to.
Gay metal:slipnot,all that crap on headbangers ball,and and Nirvanna
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Very closed minded assholes with a penchant for all that is goth , lame and goth and gay and shitty and dark and evil and pussified.Anything that is not all goth and faggy sounding and/or looking the metal head will attack with intense hatred.Metal heads are goth fags who hate rock.The evidence for this is in how militantly they support all things goth and shitty sounding/looking while badmouthing the shit out of anything that isn't all dark and shitty and goth.
Metal Heads are fucked up little snot=nosed mama's boys/rich punks who have no ear for music and have no musical taste.They go by 'goth' alone when deciding on what constitutes 'metal' music.Whether or not the music is any good or not never enters into it.It's all about how goth it is and to me that means SHIT MUSIC but the metal head will swear up and down by this GOTH NOISE/SHIT MUSIC and defend it adamantly by stating how awesome the guitar solo is.I hope you now understand how metal heads are really militant GOTH FAGS who hate ROCK!!!!
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more like mullet heads!!
also meth heads
dickheads
fuckheads
shitheads
faggots
Stupid metal heads have mullets and do meth,yes
especially in the 80's did they,yes
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