bag of mice

When a man's pants or bathing suit are so tight, that the fabric surrounds their package, creating the look of a bag of mice.

Hey, check out buddy's bag of mice. No, not him, the guy in the worn out Speedo.

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Of Miceing and Mening

Shooting your best friend in the back of the head, like in the book Of Mice and Men.

I'm of Miceing and Mening Lenny

Gunshot

Lenny dies

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Weather Mice

The Weather Mice are magical blue mice that live with the Care Bears and control the weather.

It's raining again? DAMN THOSE WEATHER MICE!

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mice cream

Mouse ejaculate

Mommy, can I have some mice cream?

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Of Mice and Men

One of the worst books I have ever read. It had horrible grammer and the majority of the novela did not mak sense. A big retard and his skinny friend work on a ranch. The retard kilss a puppy and a girl by petting them and shaking them too rough. The skinny friend shoots the retard to save him from jail.

How depressing. Thank god it was only 105 pages long. Don't read it.

Colleen: Do you want to read Of Mice and Men with me?
Jordan: *Sets self on fire*

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Mice nuts

Formerly, in the better old days, a business term of art used to describe the insignificant or immaterial numbers or aspects of the business that the PC Police have taken away with most of life's other small pleasures.

Older manager says - these 2 companies are the material ones. All the other ones are mice nuts.

Newbie staff thinks - ha, he said mice nuts

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Orange mice gaming

Unfortunately, not a real thing. coined by "Anonymouse🐀".

I wish Orange mice gaming was real :(

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