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Mister Clunge

"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term

He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

by Anthony Sparkes July 2, 2016


Mister Microphone

The male penis. The cock.

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020


Mister Dong

very smexy maths teacher oh yes

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

by misterdong@outlook.com October 11, 2021


Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.

Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017


Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 2, 2010


twisted misters

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

by anonymous please August 24, 2007

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Mister Derp

Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.

by Bobness234234 October 9, 2011

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