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Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !
I'm gonna give you the moby dick
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Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
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The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
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1. a term used to describe a large white penis, also see one eyed wonder weasle, super ghost, and albino godzilla
the greatest legend of the seven labias, moby cock, the great white penis
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The reason goatse.cx exists
Person 1: hey google, what is the origin story of goatse?
Google: the monster named Goatse was created when a once normal human put a moby huge dildo in his butt then pulled it out and took a picture.
Person: this pit of knowledge must be sealed.
a lifestyle in which you shun clutter, and cling to as few material possessions as possible... essentially the antithesis of being a packrat
possibly named so because of Moby's MTV cribs episode which showed how humbly he lived
"All I own is a few suitcases and some clothes. I also just shaved my head the other day. Yep, it's all part of the whole Moby Lifestyle."
A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.
He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick