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Mona Lisa

A girl of unsurpassed beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her namesake, has a stamp of "do not touch."

She's positively gorgeous, but doesn't date: a regular Mona Lisa.

by iantheman September 20, 2007

442πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


The Mona Lisa

The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!

Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?

Mike: It’s a painting, miss!

Teacher: By who?

Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.

Teacher: ...

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021


Mona Lisa

1. a painting by the famous artist Leonardo da Vinci; perhaps the most well-known painting in the history of art

2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. These girls are the hardest types to understand.

Many painters adore the Mona Lisa, da Vinci's greatest work.

My girlfriend is such a Mona Lisa. I can't ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.

by J Filthy Money June 9, 2010

105πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Mona Lisa

A girl who would seduce you, get you drunk and when you sleep she will call her mates to mug you. Next day she will play victim and search with you.

Mona Lisa
Long hair, don't care, she handle the business and don't ever tell

She know where you hide it, tell me where it's hidden
She know when you're gone, tell me when to visit, we break in your home
And take this specifics and meanwhile the bitch is on vacation with him so she don't get blamed
(Lil Wayne)

by Your sweet nightmares December 25, 2018

120πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Janelle Monae

A genius, gorgeous singer/choreographer who has made two popular singles Tightrope ft. Big Boi and Tightrope (Wondamix) ft. Lupe Fiasco and B.o.B. . She rocks a pompadour and can surprisingly rap. She is signed onto Purple Ribbon record company.

Have you heard that new R&B mix with Janelle Monae?

by Crayterm13 August 28, 2010

146πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Mona Lisa

Essentially the girl that you wish and hope to be with one day

β€œWhat’s your Mona Lisa?”
β€œMy Mona Lisa is a girl who has got a killer personality, is very smart and naturally just gorgeous.”
β€œ damn, where can I find one of those.”

by kosinthehous100 August 4, 2018

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mona Megistus

Big ass , thicc , poor, sexy, Mona is the most thicc girl in Genshin Impact

-Do you know who Mona Megistus is?
-Yes, she is the Big ass, sexy girl from the game Genshin Impact

by ScaramoucheSupremacy January 15, 2021

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž