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the waxing of the anus
Etymology: If you drilled a hole through the Earth from Brazil, you would hit Mongolia.
"Hey, yo, Rajiv, we gonna get those Brazilian waxes next week?"
"Nah, man, we're getting Mongolian waxes."
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When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.
Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?
Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.
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The act of dipping the tip of ones penis in kerosene, lighting it on fire and then putting it out in either a partners mouth, vagina, or rectum.
She was in the hospitol for third degree burns due to the Mongolian Bottlerocket.
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someone who has a habit of dropping by uninvited and unwanted.
man, greg is such a mongolian paratrooper
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To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.
Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!
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The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.
Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.
A sexual position completed by performing an Eiffel Tower while under a sheet or blanket.
My buddies girlfriend asked for an Eiffel Tower but since it was so cold we gave her a Mongolian Teepee instead.