monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

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Monk

For men to avoid relationships, sexual commitment, marriage, long-term girlfriends, co-habitation, etc... with women to avoid legal hazards placed upon men from women.

All she needs to do is make one call to the cops accusing you of domestic violence; and you're in jail.

That’s why we monk and stay away.

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Monk Monk

an adorable, lovable, goofy ass girl who's heart is taken forever by C.Davis. I love you boo bear.

I love my monk monk. She's my everything.

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monks

a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.

E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"

E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"

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monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

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monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

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monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

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