one who likes motown way, way, way too much
"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"
Best scout in qwtf. Best Anti-tank in BF1942. Best mp5 in urt and overall amazing. Mo(ron)(Re)tard.
That guy is such a motard why would he do that.
an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches
2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56
your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard
A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.
"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."
a person who does something moronic and retarded.
Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.
n. A homosexual who is mentally challenged.
"Lance is a nice guy, but he's a motard."
Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.
"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"