LPS

Leaky Penis Syndrome - Where no matter how much you shake, rattle, rock and roll the last drop of pee doesn't come out until you put your pants back on.

Dude, why are your pants wet?
LPS man.
I hear that. High five.

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LPS

Little Penis Syndrome, when a man buys a hummer he's trying to make up for what he doesnt have in his pants.

*hummer drives by with man in i*
"Op... That guy has LPS"

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LPS

Levatating Penis Syndrome, when in a car or while high and one feels their penis "levatating" up and down, usualy stimulating a tingling sensation.

Whoa, I contracted LPS from that hill in the road!

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LPS

Local Paki Shop - Refers to a corner shop ran by a Middle Eastern family or person.

- I need a drink man!

- The LPS is Round the corner, go there.

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LPS

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

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LPS

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

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LP

1) (n) Long Play, a nine or ten song regular tape.

2) (n) A vinyl record.

1) Get that Tupac LP right quick

2) Im lookin for some Eazy-E LP's

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