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muggles

to snuggle with your man friend (usually this happens by accident after a long night of drinking alcohol).

I heard you and john got muggles after you passed out on the floor last night.

by lawrence bryant April 12, 2008

7πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


muggle

Bastardization of moogle.

1) Final Fantasy had muggles way before J.K. Rowling was a fetus.

2) Mog is a muggle. Or moogle.

3) The Muggle's traditional mating call is, simply, "Kupo!"

by sux0r August 5, 2007

6πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Muggle Juggle

Something Dubledore does in his office for fun with Muggles, like a Wizarding gang bang with fireworks and talking paintings.

Spring break already? Time for a muggle juggle

by cestlavieskt July 7, 2022


Cancer Muggle

A person that thinks they know anything and everything about cancer

Susan: Lavender cures cancer!!
Person: Shut up Susan, you're not my oncologist, you cancer muggle

by trashmouth_tozier January 5, 2019


Muggle Quidditch

The most awesome sport you will ever play. It's similar to the version of Quidditch played in the Harry Potter books and movies, but made to be played in real life. It's played mostly by people who played actual sports in high school, but decide to be more nerdy in college.

Basically, the rules are the same as the version in the books. There are two teams of seven players. Three are Chasers, whose job it is to take the Quaffle up the field and score through the hoops. Two are Beaters, who take the Bludgers and beat people on the other team. Then there is the Keeper, who guards the hoops and starts the play. Lastly, there is the Seeker, whose job it is to catch the Snitch and end the game.

The differences are that players don't actually fly, but run around with brooms in between their legs. The Quaffle is a volleyball, the Bludgers are dodge balls that are thrown by the Beaters, the hoops are made out of PBC pipes and hoola-hoops, and the Snitch is a person. When you are hit with a Bludger, you are "beat" and have to run back to your hoops before continuing to play. To catch the Snitch, the Seeker has to pull a tennis ball stuffed in a sock stuck in the back of the Snitch's pants. And instead of earning 150 points for catching the Snitch, the team only gets 30.

It's a full contact sport, with a lot of tackling and no protective padding. It's also replacing ultimate frisbee at most colleges.

John: Hey, I go to a communications college and am a big fan of Harry Potter! I want to meet people and stay active, and it would be awesome to do at the same time.

Dan: Dude, you should play Muggle Quidditch!

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Jared: Aw, man, that game was rough! I got beat five times in a row, and got tackled by the Keeper before I could score! Then, the other team's Seeker got the Snitch before we could get 30 points up.

Fred: Wait, do you play Muggle Quidditch?

Jared: Yay! It's like the cooler version of rugby!

by george weasley February 12, 2012

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue

β€œAnother cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”

by apl_bitch March 5, 2019

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


muggle

The name for a non immortal, according to the books written by J.K. Rowling.

Ron- You lived with a muggle the first eleven years of your life? Wow!
Harry- Not just one, three of them! They're terrible, non-magical folk.

by JJ Potter March 17, 2011

2πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž