Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
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This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
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Free Mulch Cult also known as FMC, is an internet group of friends. There is 6 active members in this group. Everyone is friendly to everyone.
"Hey have you heard of Free Mulch Cult?"
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."
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Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.
Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!
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smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.
hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!
One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
To add experiences to the garden of life.
My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.