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Butthole mumbo jumbo

It’s the term used to describe the stuff that stupid people say.

Bre keeps talking about how you can cook with the cheesy stuff that she gets in her hoo haa and I can’t handle anymore of her butthole mumbo jumbo.

by Shegruwell December 10, 2018


Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome

1. (n) A temporary, debilitating condition whereby a student overthinks an exam question and mentally jumbles up similar concepts, leading to extreme confusion, frustration, and panic during the test. Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome is the unproven leading cause of exam failure and is usually a result of last-minute cramming. Typically affects STEM students.

1. "Man, I totally just confused the steps of the citric acid cycle with those of the urea cycle on that biochemistry exam. I definitely suffered from Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome."

2. "Was number 8 A or B? I totally had Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome and confused the definitions."

3. "I wish I hadn't crammed for this test. I have a feeling that I'm going to get Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome when we're asked about mitosis and meiosis. I always confuse them!"

4. "I failed. I had really bad Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome during that exam! I kept going back and forth between A and D; I couldn't remember the study material well enough and kept justifying both answers to myself. I started panicking and ended up just questioning everything I knew in the middle of the test."

by biochemisCry April 7, 2020


Mumbo Jumbo

Mega virgin that plays with red stuff on a childs game.

Have you heard of Mumbo Jumbo? I bet he is a mega virgin that plays with red stuff on a childs game.

by Bababruhey November 6, 2020

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

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New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 5, 2022


Sideways Mumbo

Dancing sideways. The girl is usually facing towards the ceiling and the male the floor. This in no way means sex.

I heard Billie and Sarah were doing the Sideways Mumbo the other day!

by NHP5000 August 27, 2009


Mumbo Text

When a male texts somebody else jibberish as a response to something or mumbles words to confuse someone. Similar to love bombing.

This weird artist from Brooklyn sent me a Mumbo text last night when I disagreed with his statements.

by CID ! December 4, 2021