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A school full of Horry county. It is filled with {hoes} and horrible teachers. They give you useless punishment for no reason. Going to this school will make you {depressed}. This school is also filled of {psychopaths} who text 911 for no reason!!!!
North Myrtle Beach Middle School is the worst school ever
North myrtle Beach middle is hell
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A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”
Raged here one time with some frothable myrtles, but there werent many other people.
OML he said he is a bog myrtle how could he say such a thing
Why did Daniel say he is a bog myrtle OML HE IS A PLANT
Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.
Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.
Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt
Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker
A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”