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the day where we give no attention to fuck boys and let them get blue balls
yo it’s national fuck boys day it’s time to jack off cuz we’re not getting any today
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April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin
Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!
Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks
Adam: yeah fuck him
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Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave
You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave
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So on May 9th kuro and vex are supposed to have sex
National Fuck Vex Day
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On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob
Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day
It’s national fuck a Mackenzie day so I fucked Mackenzie
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