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On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced
It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day
March 17th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger, or even multiple gingers.
Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger Day! Let’s have sex!
On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course
Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU
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National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
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On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.
Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!
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April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!
1: Today's April 18th, right?
2: yeah, why?
1: It's National Virtual Fuck Day!
December 1.
National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!
Example:
Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!