When two men on a water bed try to nut on each other, the first one to land a nut on the wins.
I gotta get cleaned up, Johny and I had an Intense Naval Battle.
Naval or nave is an offensive term of "dumbass" naval can be used if theyr is a second offense after used in a sentance and nave can be used as a single swear.
A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
When a face has been blown off and looks like a gaping hole of a belly button.
He's got a case of the 'naval face'.
When a man pulls out and ejaculates into the naval (belly button) of his partner.
Oh shit! You gave me a big gravy naval!
Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.
Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.