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sad mother fucker that searches peoples names on urban dictionary and has a fake hotmail account of a guy with a six pack to pick up chicks
whos that sad case, oohh its just nigel
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A weird, desperate sorta gay nigga that is really addicted to one person and has a really hard time with women. Stay clear of nigels, and he also rides the banana on the low.
Nigel: "hey man, do you have (blanks) number?"
Me: "sorry she doesnt have a phone, only a tablet"
Nigel: "well wats tge number to that?"
Me: "..."
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A lazy sack of crap that does nothing but play video games, hit people, makes rude comments and stinks up whatever it is currently occupying.
Billy you need to stop picking on your sister get off your ass and do something with your life. You don't end up as a Nigel do you?
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An extremely intelligent healthy wealthy African American man placed on earth to spread good energy and shit on the haters
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Irresistibly chubby with a tendency to wear jeans that show the world his builder’s bum.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.
Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
I would go to buy chips but I’m a bit Nigel right now
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