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The disastrous outcome from the attempt of using a kitchen utensil to vigoursly scoop out the cream filled insides of a chocolate egg. Usually the culprit is either unaware that the icing is tenasciously adhesive, or just massively impulsive when it comes to eating. Kleenex/papertowel is not advised.
Easter weekend is generally a record bearing alottement, Chocolate sales are sky rocketing, hallmark is overflowing with cutprice deals/ subsequent mobbing, and Cadbury Nightmare 's reach a peak, with the unability for the disaster to be ressurected.
During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare
Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"
Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.
“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”
One of Roman’s/Princey many names for Virgil/Anxiety
To be super emo
Roman/Princey: Anxiety, if you had a New Years resolution, what would it be?
Virgil/Anxiety: Probably to find darker eye shadow to better match my soul.
Roman/Princey: You are an Emo Nightmare
Virgil/Anxiety:...Thank you!
A sans from the AU Dreamtale, he is the Guardian of negativity
Person 1 : who is your favorite sans
Person 2 : Nightmare sans
Person 1 : why
Person 2 : because it's nightmare sans
The idea proposed by that asshat Ray Comfort that the banana proves God's existence.
"Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare! I have a banana! It proves God exists!"
"Behold! The Theist's Nightmare! I have a pineapple! It proves God doesn't exist!"
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A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.
'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!
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