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1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.
Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.
To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.
He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.
Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge
Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh
A small pp
My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao
Your gay and will die of ligma from harry potters hairey left ball
Shmeat- when a penis is no longer than 3 1/2 inches and no more than a 3 inch girth it is also has other names such as : a samuel, an avion,sh-meewee,sh-meatball etc; basically its a small penis
I have a serious case of shmeat.
An extremely big shmeat, still extremely small though.
Michael Morgan has a super shmeat.