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A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.
Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....
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When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"
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A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.
"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
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a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker
My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man
This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.
"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"
That one kid that likes anime a lot. Also enjoys compliments about how he looks like Frankie Munez. Also is a seaman. Enjoys long walks on the beach with his dog.
Wow Victor Vaseline really looks like Frankie Munez.
She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.
Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??