trampoline fuck

The act of having sex completely naked on a trampeline. Usually during intercourse the partners bounce up and down, while moaning really loud because of the hard penetration.

guy 1: dude i did my girl yesterday and it felt hella good
guy 2: damn! give me details
guy 1: i trampoline fucked her and it was the best sex i ever had

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Cuban Trampoline

A Cuban trampoline is a very specific type of individual (usually extremely awesome and attractive) who can only be spotted by old, drunk, Irish men. Once visible, the Irish men are so taken back by the mere presence of the person that they can only be described as a Cuban trampoline. (Note: On June 25th, 2008 there was the first and only sighting of a Cuban trampoline in a bar in New York City)

"Ya look like a Cuban trampoline there boy! Haa Haa Haa"

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phantom trampoline

the feeling you get of being on a trampoline despite no longer being on a trampoline, after recent bouncing activity.

dude my legs feel all bouncy, I think I've got phantom trampoline

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Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

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trampoline orgasm

a moaning of pain from laying on a trampoline while others are bouncing, that usually sounds alot like an orgasm. Normally followed by a "thats what she said joke".

We were boucing so hard she had a trampoline orgasm

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Trampoline Tipping

When you go around finding trampolines, and then you flip them over. Just because it's funny.

*One's with nets should be carried away from original spot.
We ran one down an alley before and put it into someone elses driveway.*
-Requires at least 2 people, unless you're a monster.

"Bro, lets go Trampoline Tipping"
"Alright"
*Walk around*
"TRAMPOLINE!!"
*Run into the yard*
*Start pushing trampoline up, until it falls*
*Run*

Turd Trampoline

A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.

Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.