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A token of currency minted in between the legs of every male.
P1: Yo bro can I get some dick? P2: Yeah my penis is packing
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If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.
1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc
Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?
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A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.
"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"
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The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.
While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.
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The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
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