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A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .
“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”
“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”
“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”
When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
A thorough cleaning around the house when winter is over.
I need a spring cleaning service on my house
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"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.
Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky
Melting away the woolen clothes of winter
Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob
A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs
Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack
Revealing a butt crack
Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!
A fresh start for everyone
Except you, Andrew Glouberman.
A brand of soap which I'm honestly surprised no one in this definition seems to be mentioning.
Personally, Irish Spring is best in bar form.
Also know as Black Beach Week. An annual spring break event organized by BET. The event is held at various locations across Florida. The main event is held in Riveria Beach, FL.
Uncle Luke be havin dem hoes whilin out at Spring Bling.
The excited, happy, yet oddly suspenseful feeling you get when you realize it's getting close to summer vacation. It is a long term feeling, usually starting in mid-March, but can start as early as late February. It intensifies as the last day of school approaches.
Guy: Dude only a month and a half until school gets out!
Me: Ik, I got a major case of spring feeling
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