1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

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one seventy two

A park located between 256th & 257th street on 81st ave in Floral Park, Queens. notorious for its skater/biker crowd and insane drinking/smoking habits. The kids who chill there are very close and if you fuck with one of them you fuck with all of them.

Stay there after dark (after 9PM) and be prepared to get a summons from some awesome NYC cops. Grind a bench...get a summons. The NYPD are all over this park for the many illegal activities that go on here, but the kids don't care, they chill there anyway. 172crew. The originals.

Trails. Soccerfields. 249. Union & Hillside.

If you chill there you love it. You love everyone who chills there even though theres an endless amount of drama.
If you chill there you're proud for some reason, you can't help it. As much as you'd like to be like whatever its just a park, you know its not.

Its a way of life. It's a family. Where else would you chill everyday? Mandees? Maybe.

"where you at?"
"one seventy two."

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Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

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One mammoth, two mammoth

A versatile casual phrase or idiom expressing ironic apathy or lack of interest in the result of or differences between two or more situations with similar outcomes. Often cynical and followed by an ellipsis...

Oh well. One mammoth, two mammoth...

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

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One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A surefire way to master dancing.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

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