Pulling A Yoko Ono

Pulling A Yoko Ono(Verb); The instance in which a Woman successfully breaks up your crew; The said female may be dating one of your homies, therefore distracting attention from your friends. A Yoko Ono can also be pulled by a simply good looking or persuasive female.

Origin: Yoko Ono, who was dating John Lennon, definitely broke up the Beatles, ending the greatest band of all time. Thus; This is dubbed, "Pulling a Yoko Ono".

Guy one: "Goddammit Steven! your stupid girlfriend broke up the crew!"

Guy two: "Yeah, that hoe pulled a fucking Yoko Ono on us!"

Guy three(Steven): "Guys, she was just too hot. I couldn't resist!"

Guys one and two proceed to kick the shit out of Steven and shun him from the crew forever because his girlfriend was Pulling A Yoko Ono.

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Yoko Ono

Somebody who joins a pre-existing squad by knowing only one member, who then systematically destroys the whole group.

His girlfriend was a total Yoko Ono

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The Yoko Ono Complex

The tendency of muscians, usually of a hippie or indie nature, to be attacted to asian or oriental women, often of chinese or japanese heritage.

Every hot indie guy at Wilfrid Laurier has an asian girlfriend because of The Yoko Ono Complex.

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Yoko-Ono

A term given to a girl who is reknown for breaking up friend groups through the possessive dating of a member. A reference to the late John Lennon's former girlfriend Yoko-Ono, often blamed for the breakup of famous rock band, The Beatles.

Man Bobby never hangs out with us ever since he started dated Christie. She's a total Yoko-Ono.

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Yoko Ono

An evil woman that breaks up a great rock band

Yoko Ono is an evil woman that breaks up a great rock band

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Yoko Ono

That old bitch who hounded Lennon until he broke up the Beatles, the dirty skank.

"Hey did you see that nude shoot that Yoko Ono and Lennon did?"

(*shudders)

"Yeah, I wish I hadn't... why, Lennon... why?!"

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