pilf

Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her

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pilf

Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!

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Pilf

poon i'd like to fuck

Ex:"man, did you see that girl? She was fine as hell! What a pilf!

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Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

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pilf

Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!

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pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

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pilf

Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

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