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The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.
Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.
Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.
The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method
"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"
Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.
When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
A Circle Jerk containing two people.
The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked
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The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.
It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
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The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
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what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
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