speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

Smart Patrol

One or more individuals who REALLY control Urban Dictionary. Possessing special powers of judgement above and beyond those delegated to UD "editors."

Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!

I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!

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troll patrol

\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.

The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.

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Fap Patrol

A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"

Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.

Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.

(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"

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rice patrol

Rice Patroling is something that only Domestic Car owners can do. Though cars such as the Camaro and Corvette do it best, Mustangs are also permitted to participate in rice patroling. It involves the owner of the muscle car or other domestic automobile driving to his or her destination and shutting down every ricer he sees by 1) Revving at the ricer who gives no response 2) Tapping the roof of his or her car when a ricer is around 3) Plain talking shit to the ricer at a stop light (this includes giving the ricer the bird) or 4) Stomping the ricer in a race to the point where the ricer simply stops racing or pulls a U-Turn in order to avoid the humiliation of being beaten so badly. Rice Patrol can be done on your way to the grocery store or just carried out when you feel like racing. It can be done at any time, but can only be carried out by cars respectable enough to do it. Stock V6 domestics are not allowed to conduct Rice Patrol unless it is on a ricer of lesser value. Who buys a V6 muscle car anyways? Get real.

There's a group of Hondas up there at the Wal-Mart parking lot; looks like it's time for some Rice Patrol.

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Bone Patrol

When a woman is flirting with a man in the obvious pursuit of sex.

"This girl won't leave me alone, man. She's definitely on Bone Patrol!"

Paw Patrol

A sick TV show that the entire freshman class is into.

Freshman 1: Ayy, ever heard of Paw Patrol?
Freshman 2: Nigga the whole Freshman class is into that shit.

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