Pepsi

1) The source of all evil
2) Watered-down Coke-flavored lube

Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.

1) OH SHIT, I had to buy a Pepsi and now my life is cursed by the carbonated drink gods!!
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like lube!

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Pepsi

Pay Every Peny to Save Israel

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Pepsi

the exact same recipy as coke but pepsi watterrs theirs down

btw all this coke-pepsi wars on the internet is stooped they both suck salted monkey balls

Guy:can I get a pepsi
Dude: sory all i have is coke
Guy: thats ok just watter it down

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Pepsi

(N.)
1.Britney Spears Beverage.
2.Homer Simpson's little brother from the Big Brother agency.

Ba,ba, baba bum. ba,ba, baba bum. The Joy of Pepsi, blah, blah, blah...

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Pepsi

The new word for "Lol"

Guy 18: I ate a bucket of paint.
Guy 1: Lol!
Guy 18: Pepsi is the new word for Lol!
Guy 1: Okay, Pepsi!

(Guy 18 dies)

Guy 1: Pepsi.

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Pepsi

When one mixes half a vat of coca cola and half a vat of water, then proceeds to bottle it and sell it, Pepsi is created.

Does this Coke taste a bit watered down? Yeah, cause it's Pepsi.

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Pepsi

A bunch of edgy idiots think that Pepsi tastes good but Coke tastes terrible, but they literally taste extremely similar. Sure, Pepsi is a bit sweeter, but if I told you to name one more difference, you'd probably be dumbfounded.

Coke=Pepsi

Idiot: Coke is way better, Pepsi sucks
Me: Ever come to think that they are the same thing, just one is a bit sweeter? People these days.

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