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An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.
I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.
a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
When someone gets rid a phone, especially when it's no longer working (dead).
Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.
When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
when one unexpectedly receives a text from a hot girl and becomes aroused.
Person 1: dude when i was sitting in class, haley texted me and i got the biggest "phoner"
Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot
A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.
I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.