An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.
I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.
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a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
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When someone gets rid a phone, especially when it's no longer working (dead).
Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.
when one unexpectedly receives a text from a hot girl and becomes aroused.
Person 1: dude when i was sitting in class, haley texted me and i got the biggest "phoner"
Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot
A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.
I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.
Having a phone in your pocket that is so large and protruding that it looks like a boner.
"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."
"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."
when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.
Oh my god, does Jason have a boner or a phoner?