Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

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pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

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College Station Pig in a Blanket

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.

Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.

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pig in blanket

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

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Pigs in Blanket

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.

Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.

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Pig in blanket

another term for penis in a sock

Guy: Hey come check out my awesome pig in blanket.
Girl: With Pleasure.

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Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!