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I really like that song.
Which one?
You know Rock, Rock, Planet Rock
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Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!
Guy: You got glass in my eyes..
Ted Turner: ..And my foot in your BALLS!"
*boots
"CAPTAIN PLANET!"
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An intergalactic package delivery company formed in the late 2900s by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Intended to fund his scientific research, the company usually ends up in the hole financially.
See also: Futurama
The Planet Express ship is capable of delivering 200% fuel efficiency.
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A hilarious mid 90's animated variety show that features characters Space Ghost, Brak, and Zorak, from the 60's cartoon "Space Ghost" digitally placed into backgrounds part of "Cartoon Planet", the name of the show and where the show is hosted. Though Space Ghost and Zorak now focus more on comedy and conversation, Space Ghost claims that Brak went through brain damage shortly before coming on Cartoon Planet, hence his speech impediment and short term memory loss.
Not to be confused with Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Cartoon Planet is a completely separate show and actually began airing after Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
Main segments of the show included sing-a-longs, reading letters from viewers, story time, and others.
Ex1:
Brak: *singing* I'm going down highway 40 in my big ol' pickup truck!
Ex2:
Brak: I forget how to be mean, that radiation half-lobotomized me.
Space Ghost: Say, I've got an idea. Let Zorak teach you how to be mean.
Zorak: Oh, man! Do I hafta?
Space Ghost: Yes, you hafta.
Zorak: Okay Brak. Repeat after me. Space Ghost! I will destroy you!
Brak: Space Ghost! I will destroy you... if you don't mind.
Ex3:
Cartoon Planet Fan: If SGC2C and The Brak Show are on DVD, why isn't Cartoon Planet?! *rage*
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Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
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A mystical planet that is apparently supposed to crash into earth on December 21st, 2012. Although there is no proof, people are still scared shitless because of this.
Planet X: IM COMING FOR U EARTH!
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?
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