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Magic The Gathering card game.
Platinum Angel is a 7 casting cost 4/4 flying artifact that reads: You cant lose the game and your opponent cant win the game.
Even though Jeff had no cards in his library and his life was less than 0 the Platinum Angel prevented him from losing the game.
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The guy at the party who touches girls once they've passed out.
Watch out for Jeff, he's a real platinum rattlesnake...
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The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.
Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.
-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.
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1. A slang term for people who sell 100,000 units of cds and tapes independently produced. Selling mixtapes and/or original music productions out the back of their ride ala DJ Whoo Kid, 50 Cent before he was signed to a major label. Average cost of a mixtape $10.
$10 times 100,000 units= $1,000,000
2. 22 inch rims on a big azz whip. ex: escalade, denali, hummer, etc.
1. My shit went street platinum without the strength of Fiddy or any other major balla hyping my cd.
2. I've been selling street platinum on the streets for decades. Who needs a major record company? Not me.
3. My street platinum was spinning hard on my 07' Escalade.
Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.
Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.
The highest degree of hotness a man can achieve. When describing the obtainablility of said man platinum means not easy accessible. Four levels: Platinum, Gold, Silver and bronze
Mike is so hot he's platinum status! I wish I could sleep with him at the next party!
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The Stand of Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's bizarre adventures. Like his user, he's an angry looking guy too. Can catch bullets, shoot bullets with its fingers and bring video games and drinks to please Jotaro while in prison. Also can stop time and beat up people while shouting ORA ORA ORA ORA...
Jotaro Kujo: The one who'll be the judge is my stand ! Star Platinum !
Kakyoin: Nante Powah no Stando da...(What a powerful stand )
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