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A special cheeseburger served with roquefort cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Plymouth Roquefort Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"
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A school which covers up sexual assault and breeds racism and homophobia (but for Jesus so it’s chill )
-Catholics are on thin ice
- non denominational totally not Baptist
- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
Example: “ Remember that 1 hour lecture at Plymouth Christian Academy in Bible class where Mrs Davis read us that article on anal fisting practices to scare us from being gay?”
Example 2 :
Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”
Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”
Example 3:
Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”
Person 2: “They need him”
Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”
Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”
Example 5:
Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”
Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”
Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”
Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”
Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
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A literal homophobia breeding ground. Plymouth christian academy is hell on earth. It makes you want to stab yourself to death everyday. Basically all that they teach you is that you dont do every single little thing for Jesus youre a worthless sinner youre going to hell.
Person 1: Why did you attempt suicide?
Person 2: Because I go to plymouth christian academy
Person 2: Makes sense
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Plymouth Middle is the worst school by far, the staff is weird and sometimes stink, for example Mr. Rurik Johnson breath smells like cigarettes, and Mr. Frandrup gives homework every night even on BREAKS! WTH!! DO NOT ATTEND THIS SCHOOL
Plymouth Middle School is a very gross school to attend.
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A Massachusetts public high school with a goddamn attitude. One godforsaken weekday, you'll have a nice time going from class to class, maybe even get a hello from some condescending English teacher who finally has given up on their student loan debt payments and is now living under the table with a fake ID and a boyfriend who is just maybe, just maybe, a bit too young for them. But most days you'll just get bodied in the halls for being a "wackass" and get not only your dignity stolen but also your wallet and keys to your car (for some reason). Mild inconveniences await! To be honest, the architecture of this school looks like a cross between an industrial manufacturing plant and willy wonka's disgusting shade of mustard yellow factory. Don't forget your hall pass because you'll "never get asked for it at all during class" until that one time you do get stopped by some random faculty member with a bone to pick with some goddamn teenagers and finally get bopped but its okay because you've "gotten away with it hundreds of times before". Don't forget the at least 10 after school clubs who don't really get the funding they need but on the other hand do the clubs really deserve it? do they? I'll let you ponder that question in the beautiful scenic library with rows of books that no one reads except when their English teacher herds all their students down to the library and forces them to pick out a book with some self-indulgent title and author who's 20 years past their due date.
Hey man you go to Plymouth North High School?
Sadly...
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plymouth south middle school is gay xd
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Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"
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