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Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025


Polka-Don't

A superhero who has the ability to never wear polka-dots because they're super trashy and bad. Him and his sidekick, Stripen't peruse his nemesis, the evil and disgusting Polka-Do, and prevents him from ruining the city of Newark, New Jersey with a disgusting and gross and really ugly polka-dot pattern.

Polka-Do: Ahaha! I'm going to cover this bland city with my beautiful and amazing and handsome polka-beam laser! Ahahaha!

Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*

Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*

Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵

Stripen't: Or Stripes!

Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.

by Sauce Pickle January 25, 2023


polka dot seat belt

A seat belt found on many buses that can give you the power to make anything have polka dots.

I sat on one of these buses and I got polka dot pants because of the seat belt. I love polka dot seat belts.

by Polka dotter December 02, 2013


Paypal Polka

The mishigas Paypal makes you go through when you change bank accounts.

Buyer: "Sorry it took so long to pay you. I changed banks and had to do 'The Paypal Polka.'"

Seller: "No worries. Been there, done that, sent the picture postcard. Thank you for your purchase."

by chieromancer April 26, 2011


Polkaing

The act of polka dancing while intoxicated; a dance craze that is currently sweeping the nation (i.e. small town potato festivals)

Hey Ross! I'll be a polkaing fool in no time.

by whaa?????? September 09, 2009


Pittsburgh Polka Party

When a lady takes on a geriatric gang bang and her cuck husband plays the accordion.

“Did you hear about Larry”? “His wife disrespected him at the Pittsburgh Polka Party

by 33Life June 07, 2023


Polka dot purple

Someone that’s VALIDDDDDDD

Manny is polka dot purple fr

by Sdelr January 21, 2022